Think beforee branding

I am the real J.D. Well I'm not really, but I think any one with those initials should ask someone like me before they take those initials and use them as their user name. Just cause I took the time to write down my full name doesn't mean I'd like 846 people to bastardise the greatest two letters in the English alphabet by over using it on the Internet. So before you use those initials as your user name, just think for a minute, it might feel nice to use your brains for once.

"We skipped the light vandango. turned cartwheels across the floor. I was feeling kind of sea-sick but the band called out for more. The room was humming harder as the ceiling flew away. When we called out for another dream. The waiter brought a tray."

I can remember the first verse of a song I don't even like, but I can't remember a girls name. She ran up to me outside the castle and shouted JAMES!!!!!! so I turned to her and said MArk.....etta. She called me a prick. I'm guessing that wasn't her name. Mainly because its an eastern european name and she's from Ballycallan. Another person came up to me later on that day and wished me a happy birthday. I was really embarrassed when I realised I had forgotten my own birthday. Then I was dying for a piss so I went down what I had always remembered as being a dead end. So as I was pissing a people carrier turned up around a bend which I forgot was there and everyone in the car saw me pee. Mother, Father, Brother, Sister and spot the dog.

O.M.FREUD

Anything Freud wrote about the human complex ain't true in all cases. For example I was waliking past the glendine inn earlier on and a lad was standing outside smoking. He called me over so I went over to him and asked what he wanted. Then he lobbed out his knob and started pissing on my shoes.

That story has absoluetly (did I spell that right? Absoluetly?) nothing to do with Freud. I don't know why I told it.

well

This is my first blog. I was setting it up and the computer told me to start blogging,so................
Ye like sports? I think the best thing to do to get this blog started is to pull down the dictionary and pick a random word from the dictionary, or I could write a short story on the sex life of a dictionary? Hmmmm....................

Oxford lies on the shelf, his cover open, laying bare his contents page, as the sun breaks through the window casting light on all of the...

On second thoughts I'll just leave it and make a stop motion of it tommorow.